That's what Lindsay Lohan wants with her in jail. What would our B-Town actresses demand?
American actress Lindsay Lohan was ordered on Tuesday to serve 90 days in jail for missing alcohol counselling sessions in violation of her probation. Well, Lind-saying is believing because the actor said she would not go to jail without her lip gloss.
Here is a tongue-in-cheek look at what our stars would take with them, Lindsay Lohan lip gloss style, if they were ever put away in jail.
Aishwarya Rai
Hubby. Mrs Rai-Bachchan would carry husband Abhishek into jail. In a recent interview, she said he calls her 40-50 times a day. Phones are a no-no in prison, so she will just have to take him along for all that 'talk time.' What an idea, Sirjee!
Kareena Kapoor
Her Cell phone. Bebo and her BlackBerry simply cannot be separated. Eat your heart out, Saifoo.
Priyanka Chopra
An Ipod. If PC cannot go to the opera, the music must come to her. Priyanka won't be iPod-denied even behind bars.
Rani Mukerji
Memories. She would carry a pile of her earlier movies on DVD into her cell, just to remind her about those heydays!
Kangna Ranaut
She will carry her English dictionary to jail as she is learning the lingo. Ah, all that time to practise!
Lara Dutta
Tennis racket. Lara would sashay into jail with it to remind her of boyfriend Mahesh Bhupathi. Game, set and match behind bars.
Deepika Padukone
Training Shoes. This sporty chica needs to keep up with badminton practice and other sports to keep that figure 'arresting.'
Shilpa Shetty
Yoga mat. The Indian Premier League (IPL) team owner has the courage of her contortions and what better way to show it than on the yoga mat in jail?
Bipasha Basu
A pair of dumbells. Bipasha can't do without her workouts. And given the the spartan dal-chaawal (oh those carbohydrates!) that is served in the prison, she will need to burn those calories.
Rekha
MAKE-UP. Madame Re won't be caught dead or under arrest without oodles of make-up. So, make-up kit is a must for B-Town's Rekha O Rekha.
Sonam Kapoor
Accessories and dresses. Jail uniforms had better be designer or Sonam won't wear it. Preferably, the police can give her a Vivienne Westwood jail dress.
Kajol
Her daughter. Kajol would demand that her beti Nysa with her to jail, as she simply cannot live without her. Talk about maternal instinct.
Katrina Kaif
Scripts. The actor is a voracious reader of movie scripts. With offers deluging her, Kat can read in jail. They will just have to provide her with a night lamp.
Sushmita Sen
Crown. Ms Sen would carry her Miss Universe crown into jail and order other inmates to do her bidding. Police don't frown, Sen has the crown.
Mallika Sherawat
Food. The vegan siren would carry packets of special organic, no-dairy food into jail as she needs to stick to her do or die-t.
Vidya Balan
Eyeliner. Ms Ethnic appeal would carry a special kaajal she gets from Pakistan into jail as she cannot do without it. Eyes, eyes, baby.
American actress Lindsay Lohan was ordered on Tuesday to serve 90 days in jail for missing alcohol counselling sessions in violation of her probation. Well, Lind-saying is believing because the actor said she would not go to jail without her lip gloss.
Here is a tongue-in-cheek look at what our stars would take with them, Lindsay Lohan lip gloss style, if they were ever put away in jail.
Aishwarya Rai
Hubby. Mrs Rai-Bachchan would carry husband Abhishek into jail. In a recent interview, she said he calls her 40-50 times a day. Phones are a no-no in prison, so she will just have to take him along for all that 'talk time.' What an idea, Sirjee!
Kareena Kapoor
Her Cell phone. Bebo and her BlackBerry simply cannot be separated. Eat your heart out, Saifoo.
Priyanka Chopra
An Ipod. If PC cannot go to the opera, the music must come to her. Priyanka won't be iPod-denied even behind bars.
Rani Mukerji
Memories. She would carry a pile of her earlier movies on DVD into her cell, just to remind her about those heydays!
Kangna Ranaut
She will carry her English dictionary to jail as she is learning the lingo. Ah, all that time to practise!
Lara Dutta
Tennis racket. Lara would sashay into jail with it to remind her of boyfriend Mahesh Bhupathi. Game, set and match behind bars.
Deepika Padukone
Training Shoes. This sporty chica needs to keep up with badminton practice and other sports to keep that figure 'arresting.'
Shilpa Shetty
Yoga mat. The Indian Premier League (IPL) team owner has the courage of her contortions and what better way to show it than on the yoga mat in jail?
Bipasha Basu
A pair of dumbells. Bipasha can't do without her workouts. And given the the spartan dal-chaawal (oh those carbohydrates!) that is served in the prison, she will need to burn those calories.
Rekha
MAKE-UP. Madame Re won't be caught dead or under arrest without oodles of make-up. So, make-up kit is a must for B-Town's Rekha O Rekha.
Sonam Kapoor
Accessories and dresses. Jail uniforms had better be designer or Sonam won't wear it. Preferably, the police can give her a Vivienne Westwood jail dress.
Kajol
Her daughter. Kajol would demand that her beti Nysa with her to jail, as she simply cannot live without her. Talk about maternal instinct.
Katrina Kaif
Scripts. The actor is a voracious reader of movie scripts. With offers deluging her, Kat can read in jail. They will just have to provide her with a night lamp.
Sushmita Sen
Crown. Ms Sen would carry her Miss Universe crown into jail and order other inmates to do her bidding. Police don't frown, Sen has the crown.
Mallika Sherawat
Food. The vegan siren would carry packets of special organic, no-dairy food into jail as she needs to stick to her do or die-t.
Vidya Balan
Eyeliner. Ms Ethnic appeal would carry a special kaajal she gets from Pakistan into jail as she cannot do without it. Eyes, eyes, baby.
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