Like Twitter, Facebook is a great social networking tool. And like Twitter, it can also be used for evil — way too many people spam our news feeds every day with bullsh-t about Farmville and photos of their vacations that we really don’t want to see. Defriending someone on
Facebook is a measure of last resort, but here are some reasons you might have to go there.7 They’re spamming your phone
Like many Facebook users, I like to check my account via phone when I’m bored. And while it’s easy to block peoples’ statuses from your news feed, the iPhone Facebook application won’t let you. The mobile app also has a tendency to show the same dumbMafia and Farmville spam over and over again, taking up the entire application and rendering your news feed useless. So if someone’s playing those games and your phone is the victim, feel free to defriend them.
Like many Facebook users, I like to check my account via phone when I’m bored. And while it’s easy to block peoples’ statuses from your news feed, the iPhone Facebook application won’t let you. The mobile app also has a tendency to show the same dumbMafia and Farmville spam over and over again, taking up the entire application and rendering your news feed useless. So if someone’s playing those games and your phone is the victim, feel free to defriend them.6 They keep commenting on your posts
We all make Facebook statuses to get comments and reactions. But it’s hard to get other peoples’ thoughts when you have one Facebook friend who’s always the first person to comment on your statuses no matter what. You try to post updates at different times of day, but he always gets there first — it’s like he never logs out. If you just can’t get him to stop, you gotta defriend.
We all make Facebook statuses to get comments and reactions. But it’s hard to get other peoples’ thoughts when you have one Facebook friend who’s always the first person to comment on your statuses no matter what. You try to post updates at different times of day, but he always gets there first — it’s like he never logs out. If you just can’t get him to stop, you gotta defriend.5 They keep commenting on OTHER peoples’ posts
Let’s say this girl just posted on your wall to say hey. Let’s say you’re psyched about that. Let’s say one of your douchebag Facebook friends comments on her wall post saying “hey dude, is this the girl you were telling me about?” Defriend, defriend, defriend.
Let’s say this girl just posted on your wall to say hey. Let’s say you’re psyched about that. Let’s say one of your douchebag Facebook friends comments on her wall post saying “hey dude, is this the girl you were telling me about?” Defriend, defriend, defriend.4 They’re strangers
“Oh, cool, Alex just got a new car and he’s really happy that it’s Friday… hold on a second, who the f-ck is Alex?” When you find yourself wondering how you know somebody or if you really know them at all, it’s time to defriend.
“Oh, cool, Alex just got a new car and he’s really happy that it’s Friday… hold on a second, who the f-ck is Alex?” When you find yourself wondering how you know somebody or if you really know them at all, it’s time to defriend.3 They keep sending you event invites
It’s one thing if you have a cool party or show or performance that you want people to come check out. If you want to organize a special event, then by all means, invite people on Facebook. But when you have a radio show that goes on every single week at the same exact time and you keep sending me weekly invitations, you are going to get defriended. No hard feelings.
It’s one thing if you have a cool party or show or performance that you want people to come check out. If you want to organize a special event, then by all means, invite people on Facebook. But when you have a radio show that goes on every single week at the same exact time and you keep sending me weekly invitations, you are going to get defriended. No hard feelings.2 Their statuses show a whole new side to them
Well, I thought I liked you until your Facebook status said you were going to go see “Dave” next weekend. Or you shared way too much information about your boy problems and now I can’t ever look at you the same way without thinking about that one thing he did with the ice cream and his finger. Sorry, but we’re not friends anymore.
Well, I thought I liked you until your Facebook status said you were going to go see “Dave” next weekend. Or you shared way too much information about your boy problems and now I can’t ever look at you the same way without thinking about that one thing he did with the ice cream and his finger. Sorry, but we’re not friends anymore.1 They pretended that you were dead
When your friends get together and conspire to post messages like “R.I.P. we miss you man” or “We’re sure you’re looking down on us from heaven right now” or “Every time I see a child cry I think of you,” it might be time to get rid of those friends. Especially if someone just called your mom to send condolences.
When your friends get together and conspire to post messages like “R.I.P. we miss you man” or “We’re sure you’re looking down on us from heaven right now” or “Every time I see a child cry I think of you,” it might be time to get rid of those friends. Especially if someone just called your mom to send condolences.
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