VIDEO: The tallest teen girl is a 6’9 Brazilian model

We don’t often cover teenage model news due to the fact that, well, there are laws about being too effervescent in praising women currently enrolled in Algebra. But this is just crazy…meet 14-year-old Elisany Silva, a six-foot-nine girl who’s an aspiring runway model.

I don’t know if this will translate as well to text, but one time in Times Square, there was an extremely attractive blonde woman walking down the

street. Normally that wouldn’t be a big deal except that she was approximately 6’7. So everyone was gawking at her but no one said anything. Then, cutting through the silence, was an extremely ghetto black man who yelled, “DAMN! THAT CHICK IS AS BIG AS MY DICK!” And everyone laughed. And I can only assume that man went back to his job as a prominent CEO.