Today’s 13 Most Irritating Female Celebrities

For some bizarre reason, these women continue to get headlines in gossip magazines and mentions on the evening news, despite the fact that half of the world’s population would rather pull out their fingernails one-by-one as opposed to hearing their names.

Most disturbing is the fact that some people, but primarily confused, adolescent girls, idolize these irritating, overhyped morons, oftentimes even mimicking their fashion styles, arrogant attitudes, and mind-numbing sayings.

What female celebrity takes the cake when it comes to making your blood boil? Are you desperately searching for the culprit who apparently told the world that we should think this particular person is talented, beautiful, interesting, likeable, etc., in order that you may punch them swiftly in the kidneys? Below you may just locate that particular famous woman that gives you the dry heaves. But don’t shoot me, I’m just the messenger.

Lady Gaga

Unless you love mind-numbingly dumb pop songs, irritating hooks, and horrifically bad fashion, then Lady Gaga is no doubt irritating the hell out of you.

Moreover, this misinformed loudmouth sings about how sexy she is and how many guys want her all the time! Am I missing something? With the new circa 1980s biker chic style she’s working, you can’t miss her, all of her, parading nearly naked around New York City.

Furthermore, Lady Gaga acts like the next John Lennon in interviews, except arrogant, while only having one successful album under her belt and lyrics about as deep as a fortune cookie. Sure, she is a talent pianist and singer, but she needs to stop pretending to be anything more than another weird pop singer.

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is the epitome of the celebutante. She is someone famous for being famous. She has never done anything to earn her fame; she simply lucked into being the offspring of some very wealthy people.

But don’t tell her that. This entitled brat has invaded our televisions with reality shows, corrupted our radios with her unlistenable singing voice, and bastardized the film industry by acquiring roles in major, and some not-so-major, motion pictures.

It doesn’t help that she is trying to sell herself as being sexy when thin is all she has going for her. Her droopy eye was allegedly caused by some botched plastic surgery. She wouldn’t know what’s “hot” if it punched her in her protruding, Wicked-Witch-of-the-West-type nose.

Lindsay Lohan

A cute, freckly little girl straight from the dungeons of Disney, Lindsay Lohan and her equally bonkers family have completely monopolized the tabloids over the past few years.

Quite frankly, does anyone feel sorry for this little waste-of-space anymore? Drug-addled Lindsay Lohan was on the cusp of A-list movie stardom before she threw it all away on booze, cocaine, and who knows what else.

Plus, this delusional mess seems to think that she’s above the law, blatantly ignoring court orders, missing depositions, and driving while impaired, amongst her many other violations to human decency.

But there is good news to anyone who had 2010 in the Lindsay-Lohan-Appearing-In-Softcore-Porn Pool, as she will be starring in the Linda Lovelace bio picture, Inferno.

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart compared getting her photograph taken by the paparazzi to getting raped. Need I say more? This miserable actress scoffs at the millions of Twilight fans and consistently speaks negatively of the Twilight franchise, as she clearly deserves more serious dramatic roles.

Yeah, she’s the next Meryl Streep, if Meryl Streep was a homely looking chick who couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag.

If only the studios would get up the nerve to simply recast her, then the public would never have to set eyes on this ungrateful little ass ever again.

And she’s in some serious denial if she thinks anyone would even notice she was missing, not if Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson are still on the screen.

Victoria Beckham

The most irritating thing about Victoria Beckham may be the omnipresent frown on her face. She rose to fame as one of the tone deaf singers from the Spice Girls. After the girl group fad ended, she presumably would have faded into the sunset.

But then she scored herself a handsome, rich, and talented footballer, and immediately joined the entitled British wealthy class.

Mrs. Beckham immediately became the de facto leader of the “WAGs”, or wives and girlfriends of footballers, an irritating movement wherein glorified groupies flaunt their significant others’ riches.

Currently, she is guiding the fashion sensibilities of others, working as a “designer” and running her own fashion label.

Tori Spelling

When opening any given gossip magazine, the biggest question I always have is, “Why is Tori Spelling still newsworthy? Didn’t Beverly Hills 90210 end over 10 years ago?”

To maintain her relevancy in some way, she now pimps her kids and other miscellaneous family drama for magazines and reality television. Just another little rich girl, lucky to be the daughter of aged television mogul Aaron Spelling, she scored her only big acting gig via old fashioned nepotism.

Now, the bizarre and anorexic-looking Tori Spelling will grab any television appearance she can, including reality television shows with her dull husband, who sadly seems to be with her only for the notoriety.

News flash: two meaningless semi-celebrities running a bed and breakfast does not even amount to quasi-interesting television.

Britney Spears

Once every teenage boy’s greatest fantasy, Britney Spears not only proved herself to be quite a crazy hillbilly, but she also really let herself go.

It wasn’t her beautiful singing voice that made her famous, it was the fact that she was super hot, but now she can’t stop shoving Cheetos into her mouth. Normal women don’t have the infinite availability or finances to stay fit with the best in the business, but she can’t be bothered.

This was especially evident when she paraded her bloated belly and cottage cheese butt around the stage while lip-synching in a black bra and panties on the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards. In fact, Britney Spears continues to wear clothing that would have fit her perfect in 1998; unfortunately, it’s 2010 and she is now clearly offending public decency laws in 16 U.S. states.

Sarah Jessica Parker

So who is to blame for the mass conspiracy attempting to convince the world that Sarah Jessica Parker is good looking? Who in their right mind would hire her to convince their adult son to move out of their home, like in Failure to Launch?

Seeing her face would make me run straight for the home’s basement panic room. She seems to be drinking the Kool Aid too.

She sells makeup, hair products, and designer duds. Sarah Jessica Parker is also held in high regard as some sort of fashion icon. But really, aren’t those the clothes that the costumers on the set of Sex and the City simply gave her to wear while portraying Carrie Bradshaw?

Not alone in my irritation, South Park recently devoted an entire episode to her, likening her to a donkey.

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Katherine Heigl

Semi-decent looking Katherine Heigl has quite a lucrative television and film career going for her. However, with the bridges she burns on a regular basis, it is likely that this self-righteous actress will not be invading our screens for much longer.

Not only did she bash current Hollywood heavyweights Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow for being sexist following her breakout performance in Knocked Up, but she also publically insulted the writing on Grey’s Anatomy, the show that made her a household name for millions of viewers.

Heigl once also complained about her television shooting schedule, stating that it was “a 17-hour day, which I think is cruel and mean.” She failed to mention this schedule was only set to accommodate her movie commitments! Perhaps karma is already on to her in a big way, as her movie Killers, was a critical and commercial bomb.

Heidi Montag

Like a modern day Frankenstein, without the human brain, Heidi Montag went from being a cute and slightly awkward-looking girl from the country starring on a reality show, to the next Joan Rivers virtually overnight.

But even with her new gigantic breasts, smaller nose, and completely reconstructed face, she is still quite strange looking.

Singlehandedly demonstrating everything that is wrong with these reality “stars”, Heidi Montag and her now-estranged husband, Spencer Pratt, quickly reached the pinnacle of famewhoring in Hollywood, complete with blatant photo ops and silly publicity stunts. Now that The Hills is over, she will certainly fade away, but most likely not before a publicized drug scandal, trip to rehab, another reality vehicle, more plastic surgery, and/or reconciliation with her husband.

Avril Lavigne

One day, you will most certainly be able to look up “poser”, “fake”, or “phony” in the dictionary and see a photograph of Avril Lavigne. Deliriously irritating since she burst on the scene, she has somehow managed to remain on the celebrity radar, despite the fact she hasn’t had a hit song in nearly ten years.

Even the spelling of her first hit, “Sk8er Boi”, made you want to yank out her hair. Then, MTV tried to push her as some kind of punk princess, even though she didn’t even know who the Sex Pistols were. Lavigne always tried to act hard and convince people that she wasn’t like the other pop acts out there, citing the fact that she wrote her own songs; however, there are some major questions as to how much she actually contributed to the writing process.

Now apparently engaged to the equally irritating Brody Jenner, these two will probably have offspring more in need of therapy than milk. Thanks a lot, Canada.

Megan Fox

Megan Fox is undeniably hot. However, it is equally true that this insufferably bad actress is a complete moron. They say that beauty is only skin-deep, and below the surface of the gorgeous Mrs. Brian Austin Green, there is a whole load of nothingness.

She got herself kicked off of the new Transformers movie by its director, Michael Bay, after comparing him to the biggest maniac of the 20th century, Adolf Hitler.

Because slightly overworking spoiled actors while directing a big action movie is similar to killing millions upon millions of people in concentration camps solely because of their religion. In fairness to Megan, she is clearly an idiot and probably doesn’t even know that the Holocaust happened.

Still don’t think she’s an irritating imbecile? Just check out the tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on her forearm. Sorry, you’re no Marilyn, sweetie.

Ke$ha

This new star on the music scene has taken music to another level of irritating stupidity. Her hit “Tik Tok” has groundbreaking lyrics like, “And now the dudes are lining up ‘cause they hear we got swagger/But we kick ‘em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger.”

With lyrics like that, does it matter that she writes her own songs? I saw a more creative dog licking his butt at the park yesterday. Did you notice that she spells her name with a dollar sign? Ke$ha has no discernable talent whatsoever, and does not appear to own a shower.

Ke$ha is simply some dumb skank (see recent photograph released of her topless, with an interesting substance on her chest) who keeps her hair over her face because she looks surprisingly similar to an unattractive teenage boy. Can we please label her a one hit wonder and put her down already?