“She has been toying with the idea for quite a while now and when she was imprisoned at Century Regional Detention Facility in 2007, she encountered a few people who had already converted.”
Not many self-respecting people would acknowledge knowing much about Paris Hilton, besides what they caught on TV while they were just ‘flipping through the TV channels‘….anyways, some days ago, people watched Paris Hilton andNicole Richie’s TV reality show “Simple Life”.
And Paris’ parting words??? “Pakistani men treat their women as princesses”.
Well, The Ghauri family came to the rescue! It so happens that as Americans were ’flipping through the TV channels‘ they caught sight of the extremely blonde Hilton heiress doing a SAJDA a on a muslim prayer rug, with Allah O Akbar (azaan) playing in the background.
The Ghauris, a well-to-do Pakistani family from LA, somehow found themsleveshosting Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie at their home, and in the process were expected to teach the two socialites a thing or to about being good wives.
The last someone had heard about this TV show had something to do with these girls milking cows in a farm – how they landed in a Pakistani family – and on their prayer rug with their heads bowed before Allah, is still a mystery.
Paris Hilton has decided to shun her old life as a celebrity skank and has said in a statement from an Islamic study retreat in Jeddah:
“I have now found total peace in my life. Before, I used to be known as an STD-ridden streetwalker , a ‘hoe’ and a person of loose morals, but now, things have changed. Allah be praised. Forget Scientology or Kaballah.”
“ This is the religion to be in now. I’m not going to be wearing a piece of red string on my wrist or walk around like a robot talking to Xenu. Islam is the new must-have religion. and I’m going to spread the word of the Koran to everyone.”
Good for them, though !!!!!!!
The two women certainly left an impression on The Ghauris – Mr. Ghauri shuttered his eyes when the go-go-girls started grinding with him at the night club, and the young Ghauri boy kissed a girl and learnt the art of don’t-kiss-and-tell.
Mrs. Ghauri definitely tried her best to teach these women a thing or two about being a good wife, passionately claiming her son would never do such a thing! Never in a million years.
She looked kinda cute in the Pakistani shalwar kameez !!!!!
When the host asked them what the religion of Pakistan was, they gave blank stares. When given the hint that “its the religion most talked about since 9/11″.
Paris replies flirtatiously,“kabbalah?”. Could it get better! Oh yeah, and she found the call to prayer ‘sexy’.
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